27 Bible Verses about humor

And obscenity, and silly discourse, or wit, which things concern not; but rather thankfulness.

So the man deceiving his neighbor and saying, Am I not sporting?

A joyful heart shall make good healing: and a dejected spirit shall dry up the bones.

And ye will be about to hear of wars and rumors of war: see, be not terrified; for all must be, but the end is not yet.

And the dust shall turn back to the earth as it was, and the spirit shall turn back to God who gave it.

He chewing my flesh, and drinking my blood, has eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day.

And women also were beholding from far: among whom was Mary Magdalene, and Mary of James the small and the mother of Joses, and Salome;

And the sons of Jacob will answer Shechem and Hamor his father with deceit, and will say, Because he defiled Dinah their sister.

For the foolish thing of God is wiser than men; and the weak thing of God is stronger than men.

Then comes he to a city of Samaria, called Sychar, near to the place which Jacob gave to Joseph his son.

And his servants will say to him, Behold now, we heard that the kings of the house of Israel that they are kings of mercy; we will now put sackcloth upon our loins and ropes upon our heads, and we will go forth to the king of Israel; perhaps he will save alive thy soul.

But I must go to day and to morrow and the following: for it is not possible for a prophet to perish out of Jerusalem.

For what glory, if, sinning and being cuffed, ye endure? but if, doing good, and suffering, ye endure, this is grace with God.

And Abraham will listen to Ephron, and Abraham will weigh to Ephron the silver, which he spake in the ears of the sons of Heth, four hundred shekels of silver, passing for traffic.

Two are good above one, because there is to them a good reward in their labor.

And they will smite Moab in that time, about ten thousand men, every one fat and every man strong: and not a man was saved.

And he, having answered, said, It is not good to take the children's bread, and cast it to the little dogs.

And he will say, Ye are idle, ye are idle: for this ye said, We will go to sacrifice to Jehovah.

Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach and thy frequent weaknesses.

And Hamor will speak with them, saying, The soul of Shechem my son, was attached with his soul to your daughter; now give her to him for a wife.

To what shall I liken this generation I it is like little boys sitting in market-places, and calling to their companions,

And Esau will see that the daughters of Canaan are evil in the eyes of Isaak his father.

And the Pharisees having heard that he muzzled the Sadducees, were gathered upon the same.

And he will go up from thence to the house of God: and he going up in the way, and little boys will come forth from the city, and will scoff at him, and say to him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he will turn behind him and see them, and he will curse them in the name of Jehovah. And, two she-bears will come forth from the forest and will rend of them forty and two children.

And quickly there fell from his eyes as scales: and he immediately looked up, and having risen, he was immersed.

And Elijah will answer and speak to them, If I a man of God, fire shall come down from the heavens and con,sume thee and thy fifty. And the fire of God will come down from the heavens and consume him and his fifty.