27 Bible Verses about humor

also filthiness, and foolish talking, or jesting, -- the things not fit -- but rather thanksgiving;

So hath a man deceived his neighbour, And hath said, 'Am not I playing?'

A rejoicing heart doth good to the body, And a smitten spirit drieth the bone.

and ye shall begin to hear of wars, and reports of wars; see, be not troubled, for it behoveth all these to come to pass, but the end is not yet.

And the dust returneth to the earth as it was, And the spirit returneth to God who gave it.

he who is eating my flesh, and is drinking my blood, hath life age-during, and I will raise him up in the last day;

And there were also women afar off beholding, among whom was also Mary the Magdalene, and Mary of James the less, and of Joses, and Salome,

And the sons of Jacob answer Shechem and Hamor his father deceitfully, and they speak (because he defiled Dinah their sister),

because the foolishness of God is wiser than men, and the weakness of God is stronger than men;

He cometh, therefore, to a city of Samaria, called Sychar, near to the place that Jacob gave to Joseph his son;

And his servants say unto him, 'Lo, we pray thee, we have heard that the kings of the house of Israel -- that they are kind kings; let us put, we pray thee, sackcloth on our loins, and ropes on our heads, and we go out unto the king of Israel; it may be he doth keep thee alive.'

but it behoveth me to-day, and to-morrow, and the day following, to go on, because it is not possible for a prophet to perish out of Jerusalem.

for what renown is it, if sinning and being buffeted, ye do endure it? but if, doing good and suffering for it, ye do endure, this is gracious with God,

And Abraham hearkeneth unto Ephron, and Abraham weigheth to Ephron the silver which he hath spoken of in the ears of the sons of Heth, four hundred silver shekels, passing with the merchant.

The two are better than the one, in that they have a good reward by their labour.

And they smite Moab at that time, about ten thousand men, all robust, and every one a man of valour, and not a man hath escaped,

and he answering said, 'It is not good to take the children's bread, and to cast to the little dogs.'

And he saith, 'Remiss -- ye are remiss, therefore ye are saying, Let us go, let us sacrifice to Jehovah;

no longer be drinking water, but a little wine be using, because of thy stomach and of thine often infirmities;

And Hamor speaketh with them, saying, 'Shechem, my son, his soul hath cleaved to your daughter; give her, I pray you, to him for a wife,

'And to what shall I liken this generation? it is like little children in market-places, sitting and calling to their comrades,

and Esau seeth that the daughters of Canaan are evil in the eyes of Isaac his father,

and the Pharisees, having heard that he did silence the Sadducees, were gathered together unto him;

And he goeth up thence to Beth-El, and he is going up in the way, and little youths have come out from the city, and scoff at him, and say to him, 'Go up, bald-head! go up, bald-head!'

And he looketh behind him, and seeth them, and declareth them vile in the name of Jehovah, and two bears come out of the forest, and rend of them forty and two lads.

And immediately there fell from his eyes as it were scales, he saw again also presently, and having risen, was baptized,

And Elijah answereth and speaketh unto them, 'If I am a man of God, fire doth come down from the heavens, and consume thee and thy fifty;' and fire of God cometh down from the heavens, and consumeth him and his fifty.