13 Bible Verses about humor

no, nor indecent, silly, or scurrilous talk ??all that is improper. Rather, voice your thanks to God.

You will hear of wars and rumours of wars; see and do not be alarmed. These have to come, but it is not the end yet.

He who feeds on my flesh and drinks my blood possesses eternal life (and I will raise him up on the last day),

There were some women also watching at a distance, among them Mary of Magdala, Mary the mother of James the younger and of Joses, and Salome,

For the 'foolishness' of God is wiser than men, and the 'weakness' of God is stronger than men.

and in so doing he arrived at a Samaritan town called Sychar; it lay near the territory which Jacob had given to his son Joseph,

But I must journey on, to-day, to-morrow, and the next day; it would never do for a prophet to perish except in Jerusalem!

Where is the credit in standing punishment for having done wrong? No, if you stand suffering for having done right, that is what God counts a merit.

He replied, "It is not fair to take the children's bread and throw it to the dogs."

[Give up being a total abstainer; take a little wine for the sake of your stomach and your frequent attacks of illness.]

But to what shall I compare this generation? It is like children sitting in the marketplace, who call to their playmates,

When the Pharisees heard he had silenced the Sadducees, they mustered their forces,

In a moment something like scales fell from his eyes, he regained his sight, got up and was baptized.