27 Bible Verses about humor

and filthiness and foolish talking, or jesting, which are not convenient; but rather thanksgiving.

so is a man that deceiveth his neighbour, and saith, Am I not in sport?

A joyful heart promoteth healing; but a broken spirit drieth up the bones.

But ye will hear of wars and rumours of wars. See that ye be not disturbed; for all these things must take place, but it is not yet the end.

and the dust return to the earth as it was, and the spirit return unto God who gave it.

He that eats my flesh and drinks my blood has life eternal, and I will raise him up at the last day:

And there were women also looking on from afar off, among whom were both Mary of Magdala, and Mary the mother of James the less and of Joses, and Salome;

And the sons of Jacob answered Shechem and Hamor his father deceitfully, and spoke because he had defiled Dinah their sister --

Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men, and the weakness of God is stronger than men.

He comes therefore to a city of Samaria called Sychar, near to the land which Jacob gave to his son Joseph.

And his servants said to him, Behold now, we have heard that the kings of the house of Israel are merciful kings: let us, I pray thee, put sackcloth on our loins, and ropes upon our heads, and go out to the king of Israel; perhaps he will save thy life.

but I must needs walk to-day and to-morrow and the day following, for it must not be that a prophet perish out of Jerusalem.

For what glory is it, if sinning and being buffeted ye shall bear it? but if, doing good and suffering, ye shall bear it, this is acceptable with God.

And Abraham hearkened to Ephron; and Abraham weighed to Ephron the money that he had named in the ears of the sons of Heth four hundred shekels of silver, current with the merchant.

Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour.

And they killed at that time about ten thousand of the Moabites, all strong, able-bodied men; not a man escaped.

But he answering said, It is not well to take the bread of the children and cast it to the dogs.

And he said, Ye are idle, idle! therefore ye say, Let us go and sacrifice to Jehovah.

Drink no longer only water, but use a little wine on account of thy stomach and thy frequent illnesses.

And Hamor spoke to them, saying, My son Shechem's soul cleaves to your daughter: I pray you, give her to him as wife.

But to whom shall I liken this generation? It is like children sitting in the markets, which, calling to their companions,

And Esau saw that the daughters of Canaan were evil in the sight of Isaac his father.

But the Pharisees, having heard that he had put the Sadducees to silence, were gathered together.

And he went up from thence to Bethel, and as he went up by the way, there came forth little boys out of the city, and mocked him, and said to him, Go up, bald head; go up, bald head!

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of Jehovah. And there came forth two she-bears out of the wood, and tore forty-two children of them.

And straightway there fell from his eyes as it were scales, and he saw, and rising up was baptised;

And Elijah answered and said to them, If I be a man of God, let fire come down from the heavens and consume thee and thy fifty. And the fire of God came down from the heavens, and consumed him and his fifty.