27 Bible Verses about humor

nor filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not appropriate; but rather giving of thanks.

is the man who deceives his neighbor and says, "Am I not joking?"

A cheerful heart makes good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.

You will hear of wars and rumors of wars. See that you are not troubled, for this must happen, but the end is not yet.

and the dust returns to the earth as it was, and the spirit returns to God who gave it.

He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day.

There were also women watching from afar, among whom were both Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James the younger and of Joses, and Salome;

The sons of Jacob answered Shechem and Hamor his father with deceit, and spoke, because he had defiled Dinah their sister,

Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men, and the weakness of God is stronger than men.

So he came to a city of Samaria, called Sychar, near the parcel of ground that Jacob gave to his son, Joseph.

His servants said to him, "See now, we have heard that the kings of the house of Israel are merciful kings. Please let us put sackcloth on our bodies, and ropes on our heads, and go out to the king of Israel. Maybe he will save your life."

Nevertheless I must go on my way today and tomorrow and the next day, for it cannot be that a prophet perish outside of Jerusalem.'

For what glory is it if, when you sin, you patiently endure beating? But if, when you do well, you patiently endure suffering, this is commendable with God.

Abraham listened to Ephron. Abraham weighed to Ephron the silver which he had named in the audience of the children of Heth, four hundred shekels of silver, according to the current merchants' standard.

Two are better than one, because they have a good reward for their labor.

They struck of Moab at that time about ten thousand men, every lusty man, and every man of valor; and there escaped not a man.

But he answered, "It is not appropriate to take the children's bread and throw it to the dogs."

But he said, "You are idle. You are idle. Therefore you say, 'Let us go and sacrifice to the LORD.'

Be no longer a drinker of water only, but use a little wine for your stomach's sake and your frequent infirmities.

Hamor talked with them, saying, "The soul of my son, Shechem, longs for your daughter. Please give her to him as a wife.

"But to what shall I compare this generation? It is like children sitting in the marketplaces, who call to their companions

Esau saw that the daughters of Canaan did not please Isaac, his father.

But the Pharisees, when they heard that he had silenced the Sadducees, gathered themselves together.

He went up from there to Bethel. As he was going up by the way, some youths came out of the city and mocked him, and said to him, "Go up, you baldy. Go up, you baldhead."

He looked behind him and saw them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. Two female bears came out of the woods, and mauled forty-two of those youths.

Immediately something like scales fell from his eyes, and he received his sight. He arose and was baptized.

And Elijah answered and said to him, "If I am a man of God, let fire come down from the sky, and consume you and your fifty." The fire of God came down from the sky, and consumed him and his fifty.