26 Bible Verses about humor

also indecency, and foolish talking or jesting, things not befitting, but thankfulness instead.

so is the man who deceives his neighbor, and says, Am I not in sport?

A cheerful heart is a good medicine, but a broken spirit dries up the bones.

And ye are going to hear of wars and rumors of wars. See that ye not be alarmed, for all the things must happen, but the end is not yet.

and the dust returns to the earth as it was, and the spirit returns to God who gave it.

He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day.

And there were also women looking on from a distance, among whom were also Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James the small man, and of Joses, and Salome;

And the sons of Jacob answered Shechem and Hamor his father with guile, and spoke, because he had defiled Dinah their sister,

Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men, and the weak thing of God is stronger than men.

So he comes to a city of Samaria, called Sychar, near the place that Jacob gave to his son Joseph.

And his servants said to him, Behold now, we have heard that the kings of the house of Israel are merciful kings. Let us, we pray thee, put sackcloth on our loins, and ropes upon our heads, and go out to the king of Israel. Perhaps

Nevertheless it is necessary for me to go today and tomorrow and the following, because it is not possible for a prophet to perish outside of Jerusalem.

For what kind of credit is it, if, sinning and being beaten, ye will endure? But if, doing good and suffering, ye will endure, this is graciousness with God.

And Abraham hearkened to Ephron. And Abraham weighed to Ephron the silver that he had named in the audience of the sons of Heth, four hundred shekels of silver, current [money] with the merchant.

And they smote about ten thousand men of Moab at that time, every robust man, and every man of valor, and there escaped not a man.

And having answered, he said, It is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the house dogs.

But he said, Ye are idle, ye are idle. Therefore ye say, Let us go and sacrifice to LORD.

No longer drink water, but use a little wine because of thy stomach and thy frequent weaknesses.

And Hamor conversed with them, saying, The soul of my son Shechem longs for your daughter. I pray you, give her to him to wife.

But to what shall I compare this generation? It is like children sitting in the marketplaces, calling to their companions,

And Esau saw that the daughters of Canaan did not please Isaac his father.

But the Pharisees, having heard that he silenced the Sadducees, they came together in the same place.

And he went up from there to Bethel. And as he was going up by the way, there came forth young lads out of the city, and mocked him, and said to him, Go up, thou baldhead; go up, thou baldhead.

And he looked behind him and saw them, and cursed them in the name of LORD. And there came forth two she-bears out of the wood, and tore forty-two lads of them.

And straightaway there fell from his eyes, like scales, and he looked up. And immediately after rising up, he was immersed.

And Elijah answered and said to them, If I be a man of God, let fire come down from heaven, and consume thee and thy fifty. And the fire of God came down from heaven, and consumed him and his fifty.