30 Bible Verses about poop
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You are to build a fire out of dried human excrement, bake bread on the fire, and eat it where everyone can see you.
Jehovah said: This represents the way the Israelites will have to eat food which the Law forbids when I scatter them to foreign countries.
So God said: Very well. I will let you use cow dung instead. You can bake your bread on that.
Keep a spade among your tools. When you sit down outside use the spade to dig and cover up your excrement.
The siege caused a great food shortage in the city. It was so severe that a donkey's head cost eighty pieces of silver, and half a pound of dove's dung cost five pieces of silver.
Where there are no cattle the crib is clean. The crop is abundant because of the strength of the bull.
For he that eats and drinks unworthily, eats and drinks damnation to himself, not discerning (not judging rightly) the Lord's body.
I will punish your children and rub your faces in the dung of the animals you sacrifice! You will be taken away with the dung heap of your feasts.
He replied: Do you think you and the king are the only ones the king sent me to say these things? No, I am also talking to the people who are sitting on the wall. They will have to eat their excrement and drink their own urine, just as you will.
he will perish forever like his own dung. Those who have seen him will say: Where is he?
It will be like those days before the Flood. They were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark.
But the gardener said: Just give it one more year, sir. I will dig around it, fertilize it and leave it alone.
I count all things to be loss for the excellence of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord. I suffered the loss of all things. Yet I count them as refuse (garbage) (dung) that I may gain Christ.
However the field commander asked: Did my master send me to tell these things only to you and your master? Did he not send me to the men sitting on the wall who will have to eat their own excrement and drink their own urine with you?
Let us build a small room on the roof, and put a bed, a table, a chair, and a lamp in it. He can stay there when he visits us.
Two years later Jehoram died in terrible pain. No bonfire was built to honor him. The people had done this for his ancestors, but not him.
The whole sword went in, handle and all, and the fat covered it up. Ehud did not pull it out of the king's belly, and it stuck out behind, between his legs.
You pay special attention to the one wearing the fine clothes, and say: Sit here in a good place. Then you say to the poor man: Stand there, or Sit under my footstool.
She said: Yes, Lord; but even the dogs take the scraps from under their masters' table.
There were some sheep pens along the side of the road. One of them was built around the entrance to a cave. So Saul went into the cave to relieve himself. David and his men were hiding at the back of the cave.
Your altars will be destroyed! Your incense burners will be smashed. I will kill your people in front of your idols.
The rich and the poor meet together (are alike) (have a common bond) for Jehovah created them both.
Are you greater than our father Jacob? He gave us the well. He and his children and cattle drank from it.
He who establishes us with you in Christ, and anointed us, is God.