27 Bible Verses about humor

Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not fitting: but rather giving of thanks.

So is the man that deceives his neighbor, and says, Am I not jesting?

A merry heart does good like a medicine: but a broken spirit dries the bones.

And you shall hear of wars and rumors of wars: see that you be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was: and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.

Whosoever eats my flesh, and drinks my blood, has eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day.

There were also women looking on from afar: among whom was Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James the less and of Joses, and Salome;

And the sons of Jacob answered Shechem and Hamor his father deceitfully, and said, because he had defiled Dinah their sister:

Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.

Then came he to a city of Samaria, which is called Sychar, near to the parcel of ground that Jacob gave to his son Joseph.

And his servants said unto him, Behold now, we have heard that the kings of the house of Israel are merciful kings: let us, I pray you, put sackcloth on our loins, and ropes upon our heads, and go out to the king of Israel: perhaps he will save your life.

Nevertheless I must walk today, and tomorrow, and the day following: for it cannot be that a prophet perish outside of Jerusalem.

For what glory is it, if, when you be buffeted for your faults, you shall take it patiently? but if, when you do well, and suffer for it, you take it patiently, this is commendable with God.

And Abraham hearkened unto Ephron; and Abraham weighed to Ephron the silver, which he had named in the audience of the sons of Heth, four hundred shekels of silver, current money with the merchants.

Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labor.

And they slew of Moab at that time about ten thousand men, all strong, and all men of valor; and there escaped not a man.

But he answered and said, It is not right to take the children's bread, and cast it to dogs.

But he said, you are idle, you are idle: therefore you say, Let us go and do sacrifice to the LORD.

Drink no longer water only, but use a little wine for your stomach's sake and your frequent illnesses.

And Hamor spoke with them, saying, The soul of my son Shechem longs for your daughter: I pray you give her to him for a wife.

But to what shall I liken this generation? It is like unto children sitting in the markets, and calling unto their fellows,

And Esau seeing that the daughters of Canaan pleased not Isaac his father;

But when the Pharisees had heard that he had put the Sadducees to silence, they were gathered together.

And he went up from there unto Beth-el: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth youths out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, you bald head; go up, you bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tore forty and two of the youths.

And immediately there fell from his eyes as it had been scales: and he received sight, and arose, and was baptized.

And Elijah answered and said unto them, If I be a man of God, let fire come down from heaven, and consume you and your fifty men. And the fire of God came down from heaven, and consumed him and his fifty.