27 Bible Verses about humor

neither filthiness, neither foolish talking, neither jestings, which are not comely: but rather giving of thanks.

And then sayeth he, "I did it but in sport!"

A merry heart maketh a lusty age; but a sorrowful mind drieth up the bones.

Ye shall hear of wars, and of the fame of wars, but see that ye be not troubled, for all must come to pass; but the end is not yet.

Or dust be turned again unto earth from whence it came, and or the spirit return unto God, which gave it.

Whosoever eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, the same hath eternal life: And I will raise him up at the last day.

There were also women a good way off beholding him: among whom was Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James the little and of Joseph, and Mary Salome:

Then the sons of Jacob answered to Shechem and Hamor his father deceitfully, because he had defiled Dina their sister.

For the foolishness of God is wiser than men: And the weakness of God is stronger than are men.

Then came he to a city of Samaria called Sychar, beside the possession that Jacob gave to his son Joseph,

Then said his servants unto him, "Behold, we have heard say that the kings of the house of Israel are merciful kings. Let us put sack cloth about our Loins and ropes about our heads, and go out to the king of Israel: haply he will save thy life."

Nevertheless, I must walk today and tomorrow, and the day following: For it cannot be, that a prophet perish any other where, save at Jerusalem.

For what praise is it, if when ye be buffeted for your faults, ye take it patiently? But and if when ye do well, ye suffer wrong and take it patiently, then is there thanks with God.

And Abraham hearkened unto Ephron and weighed him the silver which he had said in the audience of the sons of Heth. Even four hundred silver sicles of current money among merchants.

Therefore two are better than one, for they may well enjoy the profit of their labour.

And they slew of the Moabites, the same time, upon a ten thousand men, all nobles, and men of might: that there escaped not a man,

He answered and said, "It is not good to take the children's bread, and to cast it to whelps."

And he answered, "Idle are ye idle, and therefore ye say, 'Let us go and do sacrifice unto the LORD.'

Drink no longer water, but use a little wine, for thy stomach's sake, and thine often diseases.

And Hamor communed with them, saying, "The soul of my son Shechem longeth for your daughter: give her him to wife,

"But whereunto shall I liken this generation? It is like unto children, which sit in the market, and call unto their fellows,

and seeing also that the daughters of Canaan pleased not Isaac his father:

When the Pharisees had heard, how that he had put the Sadducees to silence, they drew together,

And he went from thence up to Bethel. And as he was going up in the way, there came little lads out of the city and mocked him, and said to him, "Go up, thou bald head! Go up thou baldhead!"

And he turned back and looked on them and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came two bears out of the wood and tare forty two of the boys.

And immediately there fell from his eyes as it had been scales and he received his sight, and arose and was baptised.

And Elijah answered and said unto them, "If I be a man of God, then let fire come down from heaven and consume thee and thy fifty." And there came fire down from heaven and consumed him and his fifty.